Dear Norathedoorknob,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it last year at the mental hospital and I saw you castrate my father. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning our matching snoopy bibs to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about eggplant-fetishism.
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Vanwamelda
I would apologize, but I don't think I'm sorry.....
Anyway, I don't know five people to tag, so I won't tag anyone. Bleh.






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"Even if you eat sweets, if you use your head you won't get fat." L, Death Note
"I like soft food, chewing is tiresome." Ritsuka, Loveless
Why don't you join the poetry contest from [link] ?
It's free and every nitwit such as myself who enters gets a small gift
but someone like you might win one of their $10 000 or $100 000 prizes.
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I'm a portabella mushroom.
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